Three Gay Men

rooster1 · 01-19-2009, 11:07 AM

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

**ringadingh** · 01-19-2009, 01:00 PM

LOL

with my back to the wall

blowndodge · 01-20-2009, 06:40 PM

Todd and SWB both love chili ::)

socwkbiker · 01-21-2009, 11:49 AM

How did I know that BD would be one of the first to say something. As soon as he saw the title of the thread, he probably thought it was a personal ad and wanted to get in here as fast as he could!

**trip** · 01-21-2009, 12:03 PM

All I know is I'm laughing my ass totally OFF!!!

blowndodge · 01-22-2009, 04:06 PM

"totally off: sounds like SWB and Todd together!!

Todd · 01-23-2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWB,voices tell me evil things

How did I know that BD would be one of the first to say something. As soon as he saw the title of the thread, he probably thought it was a personal ad and wanted to get in here as fast as he could!

I think he needs to talk to Dan to get some of those feeling he is projecting on others out

jamiep24 · 01-26-2009, 08:28 PM

I might pass on the chili after that one! lol

blowndodge · 01-30-2009, 12:45 AM

I might "pass" after some spicy chili!!

Ok ok,,,,,SWB and todd do not like chili!! Last time todd had chili he damn near shot SWB out like a cork right through the bedroom door!!

**Kawhead** · 01-30-2009, 02:16 AM

[quote=todd (Nomadis Custodis)]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "SWB,voices tell me evil things":5ufdnmr5

How did I know that BD would be one of the first to say something. As soon as he saw the title of the thread, he probably thought it was a personal ad and wanted to get in here as fast as he could!

I think he needs to talk to Dan to get some of those feeling he is projecting on others out

[/quote:5ufdnmr5] Do us a favor and send him to Dan's office. His tongue lashings on these post especially on BD tend to go on and on and on blah blah blah blah ::) . That way when BD wont see it Dan's way, he can snatch him off the couch and beat the ever living hell out of him.

01-19-2009, 11:07 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Three Gay Men Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

01-19-2009, 01:00 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Three Gay Men LOL with my back to the wall __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-20-2009, 06:40 PM	#3
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Three Gay Men Todd and SWB both love chili ::) __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

01-21-2009, 11:49 AM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Three Gay Men How did I know that BD would be one of the first to say something. As soon as he saw the title of the thread, he probably thought it was a personal ad and wanted to get in here as fast as he could! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-21-2009, 12:03 PM	#5
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	Three Gay Men All I know is I'm laughing my ass totally OFF!!! __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

01-22-2009, 04:06 PM	#6
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Three Gay Men "totally off: sounds like SWB and Todd together!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

01-26-2009, 08:28 PM	#8
jamiep24 Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Yazoo City, Ms Posts: 965	Three Gay Men I might pass on the chili after that one! lol

01-30-2009, 12:45 AM	#9
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Three Gay Men I might "pass" after some spicy chili!! Ok ok,,,,,SWB and todd do not like chili!! Last time todd had chili he damn near shot SWB out like a cork right through the bedroom door!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

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