Erection

ridemslow · 10-17-2008, 05:42 PM

A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his p***s are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephants trunk, insert them in the base of his p***s, and hope for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets incredibly unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his p***s pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, then gets a sly look on her face. She says "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!".

Borrowed from Holligans fun house*, but I had to share this one.

mmartin · 10-17-2008, 06:19 PM

Be careful what ya ask for

**ringadingh** · 10-17-2008, 11:05 PM

I love that one,LOL

ianicky · 10-19-2008, 02:52 AM

Lmao made my eyes water

dakals · 10-20-2008, 08:27 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Poor guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

bosko · 10-20-2008, 10:57 AM

LOL

Oh man that's funny. I gotta forward that one.

10-17-2008, 05:42 PM	#1
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Erection A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his p*s are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephants trunk, insert them in the base of his ps, and hope for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets incredibly unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his p*s pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, then gets a sly look on her face. She says "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!". Borrowed from Holligans fun house, but I had to share this one. __________________

10-17-2008, 06:19 PM	#2
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Erection Be careful what ya ask for

10-17-2008, 11:05 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Erection I love that one,LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-19-2008, 02:52 AM	#4
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Erection Lmao made my eyes water

10-20-2008, 08:27 AM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Erection HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Poor guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

10-20-2008, 10:57 AM	#6
bosko Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 818	Erection LOL Oh man that's funny. I gotta forward that one.

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