Family tradition

[jmorrow]

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family
tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and
great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water
on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd
each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side
for their first legal drink. So when Bubba's 21st
birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob took a
boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out
of the boat ... and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just
barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his
grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st
birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my
pappy, his father, and his father before him?' Granny
looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said,
'Because your father, your grandfather and your great
grandfather were born in January, when the lake is
frozen, and you were born in July, you
dumbass'.

[Yellow Jacket]

[mmartin]

Now that is a true redneck joke, the sad part is it could be true

[basco]

Damn Bubba

[dakals]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!