Welfare...

**jmorrow** · 09-20-2008, 12:17 PM

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullsh*ttin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well ... you started it."

Yellow Jacket · 09-20-2008, 04:16 PM

That is good!

**ringadingh** · 09-20-2008, 04:30 PM

Make sure I get an interview!

basco · 09-20-2008, 07:44 PM

Damn now thats funny

dakals · 09-25-2008, 11:29 AM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

bear · 09-25-2008, 02:43 PM

HeHeHe!!

09-20-2008, 12:17 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Welfare... A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullsh*ttin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well ... you started it." __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-20-2008, 04:16 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Welfare... That is good! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

09-20-2008, 04:30 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Welfare... Make sure I get an interview! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-20-2008, 07:44 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Welfare... Damn now thats funny

09-25-2008, 11:29 AM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Welfare... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

09-25-2008, 02:43 PM	#6
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	Welfare... HeHeHe!!

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