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Make me feel like a woman!!!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He was gorgeous. Tall, built, with long flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron" |
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Make me feel like a woman!!!
LOL! :)
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Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009 |
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Make me feel like a woman!!!
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Make me feel like a woman!!!
LOL
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Make me feel like a woman!!!
lol
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Taylor Tx
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Make me feel like a woman!!!
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Beloit,WI
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Make me feel like a woman!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!!!!!!!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Chesapeake, Ohio
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Make me feel like a woman!!!
I feel with my fingers, Maybe she should try that.
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Naples Florida
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Make me feel like a woman!!!
LOL ++1
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