indisputable mathematical logic

papat · 08-25-2008, 11:43 PM

Someone sent me this indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me
Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like
this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* **

**And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,*

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While *Hard
work* and*Knowledge will get you close and
**Attitude** will get you there. Its the** Bullsh*t *and* A** kissing
*that will put you over the top.

**jmorrow** · 08-26-2008, 02:51 AM

I believe it.

mmartin · 08-26-2008, 05:01 AM

I believe it
I work for some people who give more than 118%, called management

socwkbiker · 08-26-2008, 08:50 AM

LOL, now that's funny!

beezer · 08-26-2008, 03:17 PM

**ringadingh** · 08-26-2008, 08:21 PM

Where I work they like to be called administration.

dakals · 08-26-2008, 10:00 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!That is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-25-2008, 11:43 PM	#1
papat Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tucumcari NM Posts: 358	indisputable mathematical logic Someone sent me this indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But ,* A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work andKnowledge will get you close and Attitude* will get you there. Its the** Bullsht and* A** kissing *that will put you over the top. __________________ SHEEPLE: Sheep like people, many of whom deny the existence of wolves, and vote to pull the teeth of the sheepdogs who protect the flock!

08-26-2008, 02:51 AM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	indisputable mathematical logic I believe it. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

08-26-2008, 05:01 AM	#3
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	indisputable mathematical logic I believe it I work for some people who give more than 118%, called management

08-26-2008, 08:50 AM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	indisputable mathematical logic LOL, now that's funny! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-26-2008, 03:17 PM	#5
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	indisputable mathematical logic __________________ 2012 FLHTK

08-26-2008, 08:21 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	indisputable mathematical logic Where I work they like to be called administration. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-26-2008, 10:00 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	indisputable mathematical logic LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!That is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

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