Cowboys

**jmorrow** · 08-24-2008, 05:03 PM

Two cowboys are standing at a bar drinking cold beers. They are looking back at an attractive woman sitting at a nearby table eating a sandwich and drinking a beer. All of a sudden the woman starts coughing and looking scared. The cowboys watch for a minute and one asks the woman, "Ma'am, are you alright?" The woman shakes her head no and is waving her hand. The cowboys watch a few seconds more and notice the woman is starting to turn blue. The cowboy asks, "Ma'am, can you breathe?" The woman shakes her head no very quickly.

The cowboy gets up and goes over to the table. He stands the woman up, pulls up her skirt and licks her from the back of her knee to the middle of her back. The woman shudders and coughs hard and out pops the portion of the sandwich. The cowboy calmly walks back to the bar and takes a drink of his beer.

The cowboy next to him says, "Damn, I heard about that there hind-lick maneuver but I never seen it done."

mmartin · 08-24-2008, 05:12 PM

Hind-lick maneuver

Thats funny

08-24-2008, 05:19 PM

yup....the hind-lick works every time!!

**ringadingh** · 08-24-2008, 05:40 PM

LOL

**billmac** · 08-24-2008, 05:51 PM

Good one. But you must pick your patient carefully.

socwkbiker · 08-25-2008, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billmac

Good one. But you must pick your patient carefully.

Amen to that!

dakals · 08-25-2008, 10:17 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That thar is funny!!!!!!!!!!

08-24-2008, 05:03 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Cowboys Two cowboys are standing at a bar drinking cold beers. They are looking back at an attractive woman sitting at a nearby table eating a sandwich and drinking a beer. All of a sudden the woman starts coughing and looking scared. The cowboys watch for a minute and one asks the woman, "Ma'am, are you alright?" The woman shakes her head no and is waving her hand. The cowboys watch a few seconds more and notice the woman is starting to turn blue. The cowboy asks, "Ma'am, can you breathe?" The woman shakes her head no very quickly. The cowboy gets up and goes over to the table. He stands the woman up, pulls up her skirt and licks her from the back of her knee to the middle of her back. The woman shudders and coughs hard and out pops the portion of the sandwich. The cowboy calmly walks back to the bar and takes a drink of his beer. The cowboy next to him says, "Damn, I heard about that there hind-lick maneuver but I never seen it done." __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

08-24-2008, 05:12 PM	#2
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Cowboys Hind-lick maneuver Thats funny

08-24-2008, 05:19 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Cowboys yup....the hind-lick works every time!!

08-24-2008, 05:40 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Cowboys LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-24-2008, 05:51 PM	#5
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Cowboys Good one. But you must pick your patient carefully.

08-25-2008, 10:17 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Cowboys ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That thar is funny!!!!!!!!!!

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