Potentially and Realistically

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The Father thought for a moment, then answered,'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars',

'Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars',

'Then go and ask your brother if he would. Come back and tell me what you have learned'.

So the boy asked his mother and she replied,'Of course I would! we could use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!'

The boy then went and asked his sister and she replied 'Oh my ! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts!?!?'

So the boy went to his brother's room and asked him and he replied 'Of course, do you know how much money a million bucks is'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went to his Dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The boy replied, 'Yes....potentially , you and I are sitting on three million bucks......but realistically,....... we're living with two sluts and a queer'