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Old 08-19-2008, 03:30 PM   #1
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This guy goes into a bar, orders up a beer, and notices that the patrons are holding slips of paper with numbers written on them, and periodically numbers are being called over the p.a. system. Curiously, the guy asks the Bartender "What's going on". So the Bartender breaks it down saying "it's simple, you order a drink you get a Number "If we call your number, you get to go in the back and get laid!" The guy says "I don't believe it sounds like bullsh*t to me" some drunk guy sitting a few stools down, interrupts, "It's not bullsh*t, My wife's number has been called 3 times in the last 20 minutes!

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Old 08-19-2008, 04:25 PM   #2
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Where is this place, Im thirsty.
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Old 08-19-2008, 07:14 PM   #3
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lol....No you're not!!! You just want to go into the back room!
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Old 08-19-2008, 08:32 PM   #4
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Yep; but Id still take my drink in with me!
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Old 08-19-2008, 08:37 PM   #5
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;) Oh but of course!! ;)
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Old 08-21-2008, 11:04 PM   #6
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I'm game!!!! LOL
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