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texasfisherdude · 08-15-2008, 07:28 AM

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called

"The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the

woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the

effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The

Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects

were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to

turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've

developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes

and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those

are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee

Yellow Jacket · 08-15-2008, 09:43 AM

Ewwwwwww! LMAO :)

**jmorrow** · 08-15-2008, 04:20 PM

08-15-2008, 06:47 PM

ummmm......nevermind! :)

mmartin · 08-15-2008, 07:48 PM

the oldies are still goodies

dakals · 08-15-2008, 07:55 PM

I am walking away......................just keep walking.............don't look back...........maybe no one say me.............LOL

mmartin · 08-16-2008, 09:18 AM

It' too late-------we see ya

dakals · 08-19-2008, 11:50 AM

You saw nothing!!!! Don't make me come down there!!!! LOL

08-15-2008, 07:28 AM	#1
texasfisherdude Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dickinson Texas Posts: 252	Oldie A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee

08-15-2008, 09:43 AM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Oldie Ewwwwwww! LMAO :) __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

08-15-2008, 04:20 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Oldie __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

08-15-2008, 06:47 PM	#4
Guest Posts: n/a	Oldie ummmm......nevermind! :)

08-15-2008, 07:48 PM	#5
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Oldie the oldies are still goodies

08-15-2008, 07:55 PM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Oldie I am walking away......................just keep walking.............don't look back...........maybe no one say me.............LOL

08-16-2008, 09:18 AM	#7
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Oldie It' too late-------we see ya

08-19-2008, 11:50 AM	#8
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Oldie You saw nothing!!!! Don't make me come down there!!!! LOL

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