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07-21-2008, 07:48 PM
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colonoscopy comments
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... 1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?' 3. 'Can you hear me NOW?' 4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' 5. 'You know, in Tasmania, we're now legally married.' 6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?' 7. ? ? You put your left hand in, ? you take your left hand out...?? 8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!' 9. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.' 10. 'You used to be a gold miner, didn't you?' 11. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.' And the best one of all. 12. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not in there Thanks Doc. |
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07-22-2008, 05:18 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
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colonoscopy comments
Those were good!
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07-28-2008, 10:34 AM
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colonoscopy comments
now I got that darn song stuck in my head...#7
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