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Old 07-18-2008, 04:39 PM   #1
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Retirement home Ladies.....

Three old ladies were sitting side by side on patio
chairs at their Orlando retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled from years past shopping at
the local Piggly Wiggly and demonstrated with her
hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she
could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions
used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and
demonstrated the size of two big onions she could
buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word
you're saying, but I remember the guy you're
talking about.

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