Fast Marriage

**ringadingh** · 07-04-2008, 10:20 AM

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'
He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi.

07-04-2008, 12:55 PM

HA!!! Too funny!!

basco · 07-04-2008, 01:18 PM

Uh ok :)

**jmorrow** · 07-04-2008, 02:09 PM

So!!! Thats who that was on the bank of the Ole'Miss on the West Memphis, AR. side;D

mmartin · 07-05-2008, 07:49 AM

THAT'S FUNNY

07-04-2008, 10:20 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Fast Marriage A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was incredible!' He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?' 'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-04-2008, 12:55 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Fast Marriage HA!!! Too funny!!

07-04-2008, 01:18 PM	#3
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Fast Marriage Uh ok :)

07-04-2008, 02:09 PM	#4
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Fast Marriage So!!! Thats who that was on the bank of the Ole'Miss on the West Memphis, AR. side;D __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-05-2008, 07:49 AM	#5
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Fast Marriage THAT'S FUNNY

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