The testicles of a Texas midget

**ringadingh** · 07-03-2008, 11:05 PM

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia
'Aha!' mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. 'Aha!' said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
The doctor said, 'How does that feel now?'
The midget replied, 'Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?'
The doctor replied 'I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.'

**jmorrow** · 07-04-2008, 06:49 AM

HA!

I know some midgets I'll tell that to

jussmatt · 07-04-2008, 08:03 AM

Everything's Bigger....errr....Littler....aww...I give up. It was a funny Joke!! LOL!

basco · 07-04-2008, 08:39 AM

socwkbiker · 07-04-2008, 12:34 PM

07-04-2008, 10:23 PM

Now, that there's funny !! If you don't think that's funny, you need to leave !

mmartin · 07-05-2008, 07:13 AM

I thougth in Texas even midgets were six feet tall
Learn something new every time I visit this forum.

**ringadingh** · 07-05-2008, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M "OLD MAN" Martin

I thougth in Texas even midgets were six feet tall
Learn something new every time I visit this forum.

Their short legs causes them to drag there balls on the ground.

07-03-2008, 11:05 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The testicles of a Texas midget The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia 'Aha!' mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. 'Aha!' said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching. The doctor said, 'How does that feel now?' The midget replied, 'Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?' The doctor replied 'I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.' __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-04-2008, 06:49 AM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The testicles of a Texas midget HA! I know some midgets I'll tell that to __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-04-2008, 08:03 AM	#3
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	The testicles of a Texas midget Everything's Bigger....errr....Littler....aww...I give up. It was a funny Joke!! LOL!

07-04-2008, 08:39 AM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	The testicles of a Texas midget

07-04-2008, 12:34 PM	#5
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	The testicles of a Texas midget __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

07-04-2008, 10:23 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	The testicles of a Texas midget Now, that there's funny !! If you don't think that's funny, you need to leave !

07-05-2008, 07:13 AM	#7
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	The testicles of a Texas midget I thougth in Texas even midgets were six feet tall Learn something new every time I visit this forum.

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Coffee & Testicles	jmorrow	Lighter Side/Jokes	12	02-21-2011 07:24 AM
Midget Wants To Buy A Horse	AlabamaNomadRider	Lighter Side/Jokes	3	02-14-2011 06:31 PM
Black Testicles	blowndodge	Lighter Side/Jokes	5	08-07-2009 10:01 PM
Texas Midget	rooster1	Lighter Side/Jokes	5	07-27-2009 04:07 PM
Are my testicles black?	Scoot	Lighter Side/Jokes	12	02-02-2008 02:57 PM