A very attractive lady.........

CajunVulcan · 10-27-2015, 02:32 PM

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

**ringadingh** · 10-27-2015, 05:46 PM

The Black Knight · 10-27-2015, 06:52 PM

**Kawhead** · 10-27-2015, 08:02 PM

I use to keep my ditsy sisters dog when she and her husband would go out of town. I told her after about the fifth time every time I took a dump I'd stick my ass out the back door and let her dog lick it off.

She never would let me keep him no more.

Loafer · 11-03-2015, 06:59 AM

OMG!! Wheres the Purell?

lar · 12-11-2015, 12:54 AM

10-27-2015, 02:32 PM	#1
CajunVulcan Member Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Cajun country Posts: 74	A very attractive lady......... A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

10-27-2015, 05:46 PM	#2
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10-27-2015, 06:52 PM	#3
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10-27-2015, 08:02 PM	#4
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	I use to keep my ditsy sisters dog when she and her husband would go out of town. I told her after about the fifth time every time I took a dump I'd stick my ass out the back door and let her dog lick it off. She never would let me keep him no more. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

11-03-2015, 06:59 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	OMG!! Wheres the Purell? __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

12-11-2015, 12:54 AM	#6
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