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Old 06-16-2008, 10:32 AM   #1
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My first sexual experience.

The first time I had sex, it was at a local cathouse.
The girls came to the reception room, I chose the one I wanted and we made off to the room. There she washes herself and then me, then proceeded to ask how I wanted it. Being green I didn't have an answer as she asked "straight? greek? oral? or maybe a 69?" Well..! I didn't know so i said "that last one you said, that sounds good. So we went at it. Soon i blasted off and we rolled over, she lit a smoke and asked "How was it?" GREAT...JUST GREAT!!! She asked if I wanted to go again and, hell yeah I'd go again. This tme it was a bit longer for me to finish, and when we rolled off each other I was panting like a racehorse. She asked how it was THAT time and in a labored breath, I replied "Fantastic, but I just dont think I can go another 67 rounds."
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Old 06-16-2008, 11:08 AM   #2
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My first sexual experience.

Thats a good one LOL
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Old 06-16-2008, 03:52 PM   #3
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Old 06-16-2008, 08:26 PM   #4
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My first sexual experience.

Youth has its reasons doesn't it!!
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