The Pastor's Ass

MarkG · 06-12-2008, 04:00 PM

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that
he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the pastor not
to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to
the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

**jmorrow** · 06-12-2008, 04:20 PM

Good one

06-12-2008, 04:36 PM

dakals · 06-12-2008, 07:58 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!

**ringadingh** · 06-12-2008, 08:43 PM

I loved it!

nomad1600 · 06-12-2008, 09:29 PM

That was great!!!

06-12-2008, 04:00 PM	#1
MarkG Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chandler, AZ Posts: 1,255	The Pastor's Ass The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT IN FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day. __________________ Mark Griffin 2021 Manhattan Metallic K1600GTL 2016 Silver K1600GTL - sold 2015 Red/Blk Cross Country Tour - sold 2008 Red/Blk Nomad - sold KE7HG VBA 00176, IBA 65686, MOA 211564 Mesquite '08\|Custer '09\|Cortez '10\|Maggie Valley '11\|Kanab '12\|Estes Park '13\|Red Lodge '16\|Custer '18

06-12-2008, 04:20 PM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The Pastor's Ass Good one __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

06-12-2008, 04:36 PM	#3
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06-12-2008, 07:58 PM	#4
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	The Pastor's Ass LMAO!!!!!!!!

06-12-2008, 08:43 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Pastor's Ass I loved it! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-12-2008, 09:29 PM	#6
nomad1600 Advanced Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Pilot Mountain NC Posts: 586	The Pastor's Ass That was great!!!

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