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10-20-2014, 07:07 AM
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Golfing with Grumpy
Came across this old joke, and being it is the end of the season for many.
I thought I would share it with you. Golfing with Grumpy ***************** Three golfers were looking for a fourth player to complete their 4-some, when then met grumpy . They asked him if he would like to play a round with them, and he said it would be OK with him. "Saturday morning, 9:00 is our tee time" they told him. Grumpy said, "I'll be there, but I might be 10 minutes late, so wait for me." Saturday morning, right at 9:00, grumpyarrives at the golf course, and the four play their round of golf. To their surprise, he beats them all. They ask himif he wants to play again next week. "Sure!" replies grumpy . "OK, " they tell him. "Saturday, 9:00 AM sharp!" grumpy says, "OK, but I might be ten minutes late. Wait for me. " Again, that Saturday he shows up right on time, but this time he plays left-handed. And beats the pants off the other three. This goes on for several weeks. Every week, they tell him Saturday at 9:00 is their tee time, Grumpy always says "I may be ten minutes late, but wait for me.", and he always beats his new team-mates, whether he plays left- or right-handed. Finally, one of the original three asks him why he always says he may be 10 minutes late, although he never is, and why he switches how he plays. "Well," grumpy answers, "I'm really superstitious when I golf. When I wake up, I look at my wife. If she's laying on her right side, I play right-handed. If she's laying on her left, I play left-handed." "So what do you do," asks his partner, "when she's on her back?" grumpysays, "That's when I'll be ten minutes late."
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10-20-2014, 09:05 AM
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10-20-2014, 03:08 PM
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10-20-2014, 03:44 PM
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What if she's layin' on her stomach?
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