The Irish in Texas!

oledawg · 05-31-2008, 10:58 AM

::)

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.

The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied:

"Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin." ::)

basco · 05-31-2008, 07:03 PM

dakals · 06-01-2008, 01:35 AM

LMAO!!!!!

beezer · 06-01-2008, 04:38 AM

**ringadingh** · 06-01-2008, 09:39 PM

jussmatt · 06-02-2008, 09:47 AM

LOL!!! Good one!

05-31-2008, 10:58 AM	#1
oledawg Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: York PA Posts: 1,146	The Irish in Texas! ::) Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin." ::)

05-31-2008, 07:03 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	The Irish in Texas!

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dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	The Irish in Texas! LMAO!!!!!

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06-02-2008, 09:47 AM	#6
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	The Irish in Texas! LOL!!! Good one!

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