For those who know it all!

[oledawg]

::)
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks.
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates cloc kwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you)
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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows wh y.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
the letters from the word 'criminal.'
(who thinks up this stuff??? )

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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Now you know EVERYTHING,
of IMPORTANCE....that is!

Oh Yeh?? How 'bout this?

[dakals]

Venus is the only planet that rotates cloc kwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you)

That men are always doing things the wrong way! LOL

[oledawg]

Originally Posted by machodc

Oh Yeh?? How 'bout this?

Now we know everything, including the unimportant stuff!

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[jussmatt]

Damn...my brain hurts now!!!

[socwkbiker]

Now there's a shock!

[blowndodge]

Didja know that the sweat from SWB is so rare it can cure cancer????

Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

Didja know that the sweat from SWB is so rare it can cure cancer????

That explains you licking his sweaty nut sack you bozo.



June 5 !!!


Lakers!!!

Ewww... some one please erase the mental picture in my head!!!!!!



HURRY!!!

[socwkbiker]

But now you know why BD doesn't have cancer.

Originally Posted by SWB,voices tell me evil things

But now you know why BD doesn't have cancer.

;)

[dakals]

Ewwwwwwwww!!!!