Weight loss for men

Weight Loss for Men


A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."

He lost 63 pounds that week.

[basco]

yep that will do it :(

[ringadingh]

Nico doesn't have another job, does he? LOL

[dakals]

OMG!!!!!!!That is the best one i have read so far!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!

[jmorrow]

Nothin run's like a Deere

[justbrian]

hahaha i would run my self to death.

[socwkbiker]

Todd would just stand there with a big smile on his face.

Ok, now it's my turn to run!

[jmorrow]

Originally Posted by justbrian

hahaha i would run my self to death.

Then the guy would get the dieing quivers from ya....

lol....not sure what dying quivers are...but don't think I want to find out either!!!

[basco]

Sue have you lived a sheltered life you don't know about the dieing quivers

[Yellow Jacket]

La petite mort
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

La petite mort, French for "the small death", is a reference for sexual orgasm. The term has generally been interpreted to describe the post-orgasmic fainting spells or unconsciousness some lovers experience.

Mentioned briefly in Jean Rhys 'Wide Sargasso Sea' as Rochester talks of his sexual relationship with his new wife.

"Then try, try, say die and watch me die.' 'Die then! Die! I watched her die many times"

More widely, it can refer to the spiritual release that comes with orgasm, or a short period of melancholy or transcendence, as a result of the expenditure of the "life force".

I especially like the part about "the spiritual release". I may start a church where women can come to find spirtual release. Of course I would have to be the minister.

Oops, I think it's already been done too many times! Dang! :'(

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh! I did not know!!! Thanks for the explanation...And Yes...I do live a quiet sheltered life with Nico!!!

[basco]

Originally Posted by Yellow Jacket

La petite mort
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

La petite mort, French for "the small death", is a reference for sexual orgasm. The term has generally been interpreted to describe the post-orgasmic fainting spells or unconsciousness some lovers experience.

Mentioned briefly in Jean Rhys 'Wide Sargasso Sea' as Rochester talks of his sexual relationship with his new wife.

"Then try, try, say die and watch me die.' 'Die then! Die! I watched her die many times"

More widely, it can refer to the spiritual release that comes with orgasm, or a short period of melancholy or transcendence, as a result of the expenditure of the "life force".

I especially like the part about "the spiritual release". I may start a church where women can come to find spirtual release. Of course I would have to be the minister.

Oops, I think it's already been done too many times! Dang! :'(

uh thats not the dieing quivers I am talking about
it has something to do with wring a chickens neck that other is a little to deep for me ???

[jmorrow]

[quote=Basco ]

Originally Posted by "Yellow Jacket":17lks48y

La petite mort
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

La petite mort, French for "the small death", is a reference for sexual orgasm. The term has generally been interpreted to describe the post-orgasmic fainting spells or unconsciousness some lovers experience.

Mentioned briefly in Jean Rhys 'Wide Sargasso Sea' as Rochester talks of his sexual relationship with his new wife.

"Then try, try, say die and watch me die.' 'Die then! Die! I watched her die many times"

More widely, it can refer to the spiritual release that comes with orgasm, or a short period of melancholy or transcendence, as a result of the expenditure of the "life force".

I especially like the part about "the spiritual release". I may start a church where women can come to find spirtual release. Of course I would have to be the minister.

Oops, I think it's already been done too many times! Dang! :'(

uh thats not the dieing quivers I am talking about
it has something to do with wring a chickens neck that other is a little to deep for me ??? [/quote:17lks48y]

+1 Basco

Bob ,you rascal, Now we know all about ya....Not Minister but, administer