Anger Management

Loafer · 08-18-2013, 02:56 PM

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.

I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying 'Hello.'
I politely said, 'This is Gerry. Could I please speak with Denise?'
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f***ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Denise's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole!'

It always cheered me up.

**BigRed** · 08-18-2013, 03:04 PM

Lol

**Kawhead** · 08-18-2013, 03:13 PM

That ain't so pretty good of an idea Gerry.

This guy could be a stark raving psychotic homersexual mad man, who could track you down some day and have stark raving psychotic homersexual mad man on man sex with you every time he gets a bill.

Might even post a thread about it on a Stark Raving Psychotic Homersexual Mad Man (SRPHMM) Forum about it.

Damn. Guess I'm too late to warn you though.

davidhollinger · 08-19-2013, 10:34 AM

I love that Kawhead spells it like he is saying it! Cracks me up every time.

yall best be wartchin out fer dem der homersexyalls.

Chew tobacca chew tobacca chew tabacca ---SPIT!

We alll know Mike is smart though! Like a fox!

Old Bear · 08-19-2013, 01:38 PM

Kawhead is behind the times. That's why us geeks use our own phone servers, so I can spoof the phone number of the Second Asshole when I call the First Asshole. Then I sit back and watch the show as they find each other! Oh, it was Love after that first, er, meeting!

**ringadingh** · 08-19-2013, 04:49 PM

08-18-2013, 02:56 PM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.' I politely said, 'This is Gerry. Could I please speak with Denise?' Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f***ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Denise's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole!' It always cheered me up. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

08-18-2013, 03:13 PM	#3
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	That ain't so pretty good of an idea Gerry. This guy could be a stark raving psychotic homersexual mad man, who could track you down some day and have stark raving psychotic homersexual mad man on man sex with you every time he gets a bill. Might even post a thread about it on a Stark Raving Psychotic Homersexual Mad Man (SRPHMM) Forum about it. Damn. Guess I'm too late to warn you though. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

08-19-2013, 10:34 AM	#4
davidhollinger Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Central Alabama Posts: 2,188	I love that Kawhead spells it like he is saying it! Cracks me up every time. yall best be wartchin out fer dem der homersexyalls. Chew tobacca chew tobacca chew tabacca ---SPIT! We alll know Mike is smart though! Like a fox! __________________ I would be patient, but it takes too long!! David Hollinger 2002 Beige 1500 "Hannah2" VBA # 02195

08-19-2013, 01:38 PM	#5
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,434	Kawhead is behind the times. That's why us geeks use our own phone servers, so I can spoof the phone number of the Second Asshole when I call the First Asshole. Then I sit back and watch the show as they find each other! Oh, it was Love after that first, er, meeting! __________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!

08-19-2013, 04:49 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-18-2013, 03:04 PM	#2
BigRed Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Central Massachusetts Posts: 765	Lol