Forgive & Forget

**Eagle Eye** · 07-28-2013, 05:16 PM

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.

While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch Her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.

The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.

HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your football season tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your African safari and 4 x 4.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.

He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do?"

The cabby replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."

**Kawhead** · 07-28-2013, 06:39 PM

Me too, and might even say excuse me.

Very resourceful woman if you ax me.

Old Bear · 07-29-2013, 10:10 AM

**ringadingh** · 07-29-2013, 01:22 PM

**gisboro** · 07-29-2013, 06:37 PM

**plumber63** · 07-29-2013, 07:40 PM

Where can I get my wife one of these

07-28-2013, 05:16 PM	#1
Eagle Eye Join Date: May 2012 Location: Southern Alberta Posts: 664	Forgive & Forget A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch Her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Porsche I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your football season tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for your African safari and 4 x 4. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do?" The cabby replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold." __________________ VBA #02217 06 Nomad Buy the ticket, Take the ride.

07-28-2013, 06:39 PM	#2
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Me too, and might even say excuse me. Very resourceful woman if you ax me. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

07-29-2013, 10:10 AM	#3
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,434	__________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!

07-29-2013, 01:22 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-29-2013, 06:37 PM	#5
gisboro Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Lexington SC Posts: 75	__________________ "Exploring the unexpected since '69" VBA#02440 VROC# 36025 ATGATT '11 1700 Nomad '06 C50 Suzuki Boulevard

07-29-2013, 07:40 PM	#6
plumber63 Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: NE Indiana Posts: 997	Where can I get my wife one of these __________________ Troy Donat VBA #02401 2015 Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad black(sold) 2016 Salem, Antlers, 2017 Eureka Springs, Lake George, Antlers 2018 Custer NR, Antlers