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Old 07-17-2013, 06:39 PM   #1
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Survey says...

This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'."

"That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how it's going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off."
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Old 07-18-2013, 06:10 AM   #2
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Old 07-18-2013, 08:00 AM   #3
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Thats one way to pay it off......
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Old 07-18-2013, 02:08 PM   #4
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Like the aggie joke. A couple were having trouble making ends meet (pay the bills that is) Anyway he tells his wife to go out on the street at night like the "other girls". First morning back in she hands him $225.50. He asks who gave you the $.50? Her reply was all of them.......
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