Beer

Loafer · 07-15-2013, 05:22 PM

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!

bullman · 07-15-2013, 08:59 PM

Now that is funny

Old Bear · 07-15-2013, 09:38 PM

I might have been one of those test subjects!
Don't really remember it that well though ...

sly · 07-15-2013, 09:39 PM

Montreal study eh!!!! Love it!

Sin City Stan · 07-15-2013, 09:47 PM

**plumber63** · 07-15-2013, 11:01 PM

Loafer · 07-16-2013, 06:36 AM

Montreal yeah, surprise, surprise, surprise.

**ringadingh** · 07-16-2013, 08:27 AM

**markclark57** · 07-16-2013, 09:18 PM

I laughed out loud . . . the wife didn't like it,

Vulcan Bill · 07-18-2013, 07:10 PM

Now thats funnie right there!

07-15-2013, 05:22 PM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Beer Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

07-15-2013, 09:38 PM	#3
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,434	I might have been one of those test subjects! Don't really remember it that well though ... __________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!

07-15-2013, 09:39 PM	#4
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	Montreal study eh!!!! Love it! __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

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07-16-2013, 06:36 AM	#7
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Montreal yeah, surprise, surprise, surprise. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

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