Arthritis

Loafer · 02-23-2013, 05:23 PM

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.

"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

**ringadingh** · 02-23-2013, 09:18 PM

**markclark57** · 02-24-2013, 05:53 PM

Sin City Stan · 02-24-2013, 07:05 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-27-2013, 07:59 PM

Good one.

02-23-2013, 05:23 PM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Arthritis A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does." __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

02-23-2013, 09:18 PM	#2
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02-24-2013, 05:53 PM	#3
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02-24-2013, 07:05 PM	#4
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02-27-2013, 07:59 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181