Retirement

Killie · 01-22-2013, 11:19 PM

A couple of months ago, I decided it was time to retire. I had to go to the doctor a few weeks after I retired. He asked me what was wrong. I told him that my private parts had turned orange. He told me to drop my pants so he could examine me. When I did, he just said, "Wow." He examined me for a couple of minutes and then asked me when I first noticed it. I told him that it was shortly after I retired. He asked me what I do now that I'm retired. I said, "Oh, not much. I just sit around and watch porn and eat Cheetos."

**canuckrider** · 01-22-2013, 11:20 PM

fish · 01-23-2013, 08:54 AM

**ringadingh** · 01-23-2013, 10:44 AM

Sounds like you need to switch to plain popcorn!

fish · 01-23-2013, 10:52 AM

but with butter, lots of butter

01-22-2013, 11:19 PM	#1
Killie Jr. Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Wolfforth, Texas Posts: 26	Retirement A couple of months ago, I decided it was time to retire. I had to go to the doctor a few weeks after I retired. He asked me what was wrong. I told him that my private parts had turned orange. He told me to drop my pants so he could examine me. When I did, he just said, "Wow." He examined me for a couple of minutes and then asked me when I first noticed it. I told him that it was shortly after I retired. He asked me what I do now that I'm retired. I said, "Oh, not much. I just sit around and watch porn and eat Cheetos."

01-22-2013, 11:20 PM	#2
canuckrider Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Okotoks, AB, Canada Posts: 1,090	__________________ "Sun on my face, wind in my hair, sound of my bike in my ears and peace in my soul..." VBA Member #01514 2008 Nomad 1600, Blue & Silver

01-23-2013, 08:54 AM	#3
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	__________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

01-23-2013, 10:44 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Sounds like you need to switch to plain popcorn! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-23-2013, 10:52 AM	#5
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	but with butter, lots of butter __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.