Investments

pick187 · 04-07-2008, 06:45 PM

Retirement plans compared...

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
Now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
All the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have
$214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink
Heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

**ringadingh** · 04-07-2008, 07:55 PM

I'll help you empty the cans so you can recycle them quicker!!

beezer · 04-08-2008, 05:15 PM

+2

Yellow Jacket · 04-08-2008, 07:38 PM

I definitely need to restructure my retirement plan! Heading for the store with my trailer, going to fill it up with beer!

dakals · 04-08-2008, 09:52 PM

Heck yeah!!!!!!!! BEER!!!!!!!!

04-07-2008, 06:45 PM	#1
pick187 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Midwest Posts: 343	Investments Retirement plans compared... If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would Now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank All the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink Heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

04-07-2008, 07:55 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Investments I'll help you empty the cans so you can recycle them quicker!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-08-2008, 05:15 PM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Investments +2 __________________ 2012 FLHTK

04-08-2008, 07:38 PM	#4
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Investments I definitely need to restructure my retirement plan! Heading for the store with my trailer, going to fill it up with beer! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

04-08-2008, 09:52 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Investments Heck yeah!!!!!!!! BEER!!!!!!!!