Winter blonde

**wompus** · 01-12-2012, 06:47 PM

You would never see this in the south!

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

aeropilot · 01-12-2012, 07:27 PM

LOL! That is my cousin! LOL!

**markclark57** · 01-12-2012, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aeropilot

LOL! That is my cousin! LOL!

The blonde or the truck driver?

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-12-2012, 08:01 PM

Funny.

Loafer · 01-13-2012, 09:16 AM

Thats just crazy talk. Hahahaha

**ringadingh** · 01-13-2012, 10:43 AM

Thats common up here.

**GIBBY** · 01-13-2012, 11:53 AM

That could be my blonde daughter. Up until very recently she thought that trains ALWAYS went downhill. I had to very patiently explain how they really work. My daughter is 28

01-12-2012, 06:47 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Winter blonde You would never see this in the south! As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!" __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

01-12-2012, 07:27 PM	#2
aeropilot Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Lansdale, PA Posts: 99	LOL! That is my cousin! LOL! __________________ Rob ------------ '07 Nomad 1600 w/ HD King Tour Pak VBA #02083

01-12-2012, 08:01 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-13-2012, 09:16 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Thats just crazy talk. Hahahaha __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

01-13-2012, 10:43 AM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Thats common up here. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-13-2012, 11:53 AM	#7
GIBBY Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Osceola,WI Posts: 3,084	That could be my blonde daughter. Up until very recently she thought that trains ALWAYS went downhill. I had to very patiently explain how they really work. My daughter is 28 __________________ Mike "GIBBY" Gibson Osceola, WI VBA # 1279 2011 National Rally 2012 NCR Rally 2012 Antlers Rally 2013 National Rally 2013 Antlers Rally 2014 NC/SC Rally 2014 Antlers Rally 2015 VRA/VBA Rally 2016 NCR Rally 2016 Antlers Rally 2017 Antlers Rally 2018 NC/SC Rally 2018 Antlers Rally 2019 Antlers Rally 2020 Antlers Rally 2022 Antlers Rally 2023 Antlers Rally 2021 Indian Roadmaster Limited 2022 Indian Roadmaster