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**wompus** · 11-29-2011, 07:37 AM

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a
sign on top of their car which said:

Two Prostitutes - $50.00.

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and
told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'

One of the girls asked the officer,
'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled,
'Their sign pertains to religion.'

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.

He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter --$50

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**ringadingh** · 11-29-2011, 10:11 AM

Thats a good one!!

Loafer · 11-29-2011, 12:05 PM

Hahahaha!! I guess they're not all stupid.

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-29-2011, 01:42 PM

Funny one.

**markclark57** · 11-29-2011, 05:14 PM

HaHaHa, I'll have to use that one some time . . . The joke, not the sign.

caper · 11-29-2011, 07:33 PM

Good one, !

11-29-2011, 07:37 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Creative Advertising Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes - $50.00. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.' One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!' 'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.' The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign: Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter --$50 . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

11-29-2011, 12:05 PM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Hahahaha!! I guess they're not all stupid. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

11-29-2011, 05:14 PM	#5
markclark57 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,108	HaHaHa, I'll have to use that one some time . . . The joke, not the sign. __________________ 2006 Vulcan 1600 Classic "George III" (Patricia's) 2006 Vulcan 1600 Nomad "Grace" (Mark's) Mark Clark VBA #1619 TaibhseDaid@Gmail.Com "Irish" @ Maricopa County Chapter of B.A.C.A. Phoenix, AZ

11-29-2011, 07:33 PM	#6
caper Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Posts: 1,137	Good one, ! __________________ Live in the NOW !

11-29-2011, 10:11 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Thats a good one!!

11-29-2011, 01:42 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Funny one.