Husband's remark backfires

Hacksaw · 08-31-2011, 03:31 PM

A husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt! The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little cloud appeared when he shook them out. He hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Gro'!!

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-31-2011, 04:33 PM

Now that is funny.

Loafer · 08-31-2011, 06:20 PM

If I said something like that, you would find me lying on the ground with a frying pan sticking out of my forehead.

**BudMan** · 08-31-2011, 06:38 PM

**ringadingh** · 08-31-2011, 07:18 PM

08-31-2011, 03:31 PM	#1
Hacksaw Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Northern Kentucky Posts: 457	Husband's remark backfires A husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt! The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little cloud appeared when he shook them out. He hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Gro'!! __________________ Harley Ultra Classic VBA# 01712 VROC# 37712

08-31-2011, 04:33 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Husband's remark backfires Now that is funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

08-31-2011, 06:20 PM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Husband's remark backfires If I said something like that, you would find me lying on the ground with a frying pan sticking out of my forehead. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

08-31-2011, 06:38 PM	#4
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Husband's remark backfires __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

08-31-2011, 07:18 PM	#5
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