30 things you'll never hear a woman say:

Scoot · 03-18-2008, 11:05 PM

1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper, too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

3. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!

4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

5. Bar food again!? Kick ass!

6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

7. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

8. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

9. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?

10. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

11. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.

12. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.

13. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

14. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!

15. You are so much smarter than my father.

16. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.

17. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

18. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

19. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

20. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

21. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

22. I'll be out painting the house.

23. I love it when you ride your Nomad, I just wish you had more time to ride.

24. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

25. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

26. Your mother is way better than mine.

27. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.

28. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire?

29. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

30. Look! My a$$ is fatter than yours.

beezer · 03-19-2008, 04:27 AM

only in a perfect world brother

pick187 · 03-19-2008, 07:05 AM

LOL

socwkbiker · 03-19-2008, 09:20 AM

Aaahhh, we can dream.

MarkG · 03-19-2008, 10:01 AM

The list is pretty close. My non-riding wife, married 25 years, is the sport junkie. There are a couple of numbers I have actually heard.
#23 - It's a nice day, I figured you would be out on the bike. (I'm gone.)
#4 - I had no idea what teams were playing, she made the comment when I came out of the bathroom.
#10 - We were in a restaurant having dinner, the game was good, she was not leaving.
#20 - Is not accurate. Shop before football, stop for football, go back to shopping after football.
#25 - Surprised me, however she had other things to do and it was on her way.
So there are rare exceptions. I still like #23. After all, "she" allowed me to buy the bike, why am I not out riding it?

dakals · 03-19-2008, 10:02 AM

18. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

This one i already do!!!! Atleast when my son is not home!

**ringadingh** · 03-19-2008, 10:52 AM

Does paradise really exist somewhere? Its comments like that , that most men would do anything for.

blowndodge · 03-19-2008, 11:27 AM

Shouldn't this be written on marble tablets somewhere????

03-19-2008, 07:05 AM	#3
pick187 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Midwest Posts: 343	30 things you'll never hear a woman say: LOL

03-19-2008, 10:01 AM	#5
MarkG Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chandler, AZ Posts: 1,255	30 things you'll never hear a woman say: The list is pretty close. My non-riding wife, married 25 years, is the sport junkie. There are a couple of numbers I have actually heard. #23 - It's a nice day, I figured you would be out on the bike. (I'm gone.) #4 - I had no idea what teams were playing, she made the comment when I came out of the bathroom. #10 - We were in a restaurant having dinner, the game was good, she was not leaving. #20 - Is not accurate. Shop before football, stop for football, go back to shopping after football. #25 - Surprised me, however she had other things to do and it was on her way. So there are rare exceptions. I still like #23. After all, "she" allowed me to buy the bike, why am I not out riding it? __________________ Mark Griffin 2021 Manhattan Metallic K1600GTL 2016 Silver K1600GTL - sold 2015 Red/Blk Cross Country Tour - sold 2008 Red/Blk Nomad - sold KE7HG VBA 00176, IBA 65686, MOA 211564 Mesquite '08\|Custer '09\|Cortez '10\|Maggie Valley '11\|Kanab '12\|Estes Park '13\|Red Lodge '16\|Custer '18

03-19-2008, 10:02 AM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	30 things you'll never hear a woman say: 18. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. This one i already do!!!! Atleast when my son is not home!

03-19-2008, 10:52 AM	#7
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03-19-2008, 11:27 AM	#8
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03-18-2008, 11:05 PM	#1
Scoot Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Selma, Alabama Posts: 878	30 things you'll never hear a woman say: 1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. 2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper, too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. 3. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one! 4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. 5. Bar food again!? Kick ass! 6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. 7. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. 8. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore. 9. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em? 10. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. 11. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass. 12. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends. 13. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. 14. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! 15. You are so much smarter than my father. 16. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football. 17. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 18. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 19. You're so sexy when you're hung over. 20. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 21. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 22. I'll be out painting the house. 23. I love it when you ride your Nomad, I just wish you had more time to ride. 24. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! 25. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 26. Your mother is way better than mine. 27. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something. 28. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire? 29. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. 30. Look! My a$$ is fatter than yours. __________________ 2002 1500 VBA #00077 _____________________ 2013 Ultra Classic (Pearl White)

03-19-2008, 04:27 AM	#2
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	30 things you'll never hear a woman say: only in a perfect world brother __________________ 2012 FLHTK

03-19-2008, 09:20 AM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	30 things you'll never hear a woman say: Aaahhh, we can dream. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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