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03-04-2008, 03:25 PM
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A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and her husband.
When the trooper asks the lady for her driver's license the lady responds, "Heh, what did he say?" The old man speaks up as he says, "HE NEEDS YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE." A few minutes later the trooper comes back to the car and says, "Ma'am I see you're from Florida." The old lady comments, "Heh, what did he say?" The old man speaks up as he says, "HE SEES YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA.'" The old lady nods her head, "Yup." The trooper mutters, "Boy, one time, I got the worst piece of ass I ever had in Florida." The old lady replies, "Heh, what did he say?" The old man yells, "HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"
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03-05-2008, 09:07 AM
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Being that old will be so much fun.And it will be sooooooo much fun getting there.
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03-05-2008, 11:05 AM
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03-05-2008, 12:41 PM
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03-05-2008, 08:05 PM
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lol...yeah...behave yourselves girls!!
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