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Old 03-03-2008, 10:24 PM   #1
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Baby Boomer Tunes

It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists
of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And my favorite: Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
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Old 03-03-2008, 11:30 PM   #2
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Good ones. Definitely for the older side of the age distribution here, in more ways than one.
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Old 03-04-2008, 01:18 AM   #3
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Let me crank up my hearing aid, some of those are my favorites.LOL
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:41 PM   #4
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LOL....lose your liver...that is too flippin' funny! Love the woman hear me snore too...though I don't think I snore yet...(I hope not!!)
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:35 PM   #5
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Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. I love this one!!!!!
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:38 AM   #6
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Rain Drops keep falling on my head, By B.J. Thomas.....
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Old 03-08-2008, 01:37 PM   #7
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Thanks those made me laugh! Even though I'm younger I grew up listening to those songs too. I'll email it to my folks they'll get a kick out of it too.
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Old 03-08-2008, 04:03 PM   #8
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Oh man, that's too funny. I almost pissed my depends.
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