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**ringadingh** · 06-25-2011, 10:44 AM

An Alberta cowboy walked into a drug store in Vancouver and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him.
The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a, uh, permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.”
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length, and the absolute best we can do is as follows:
-1/3 ownership in the store
-A company pickup truck
-Two home cooked dinners a week
-And $3,000 a month in living expenses.”

rooster1 · 06-25-2011, 11:39 AM

Loafer · 06-25-2011, 06:36 PM

Now that's funny!

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-25-2011, 11:10 PM

Stump · 06-27-2011, 07:47 AM

Real funny.Nice employment package any ways.

Sin City Stan · 06-27-2011, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ringadingh

An Alberta cowboy walked into a drug store in Vancouver and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him.
The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a, uh, permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.”
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length, and the absolute best we can do is as follows:
-1/3 ownership in the store
-A company pickup truck
-Two home cooked dinners a week
-And $3,000 a month in living expenses.”

He should hold out for a retirement plan too.

rickyboy · 06-27-2011, 01:13 PM

That IS funny!!!!

**BudMan** · 06-28-2011, 05:58 PM

**wompus** · 06-28-2011, 07:40 PM

With my luck they both would have looked like my ex wife!!!

tombstone · 06-28-2011, 10:06 PM

That's a good one!

06-25-2011, 10:44 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Cowboy Up An Alberta cowboy walked into a drug store in Vancouver and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him. The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a, uh, permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.” The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.” When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length, and the absolute best we can do is as follows: -1/3 ownership in the store -A company pickup truck -Two home cooked dinners a week -And $3,000 a month in living expenses.” __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-25-2011, 11:39 AM	#2
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Cowboy Up

06-25-2011, 06:36 PM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Cowboy Up Now that's funny! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

06-25-2011, 11:10 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Cowboy Up __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

06-27-2011, 07:47 AM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Cowboy Up Real funny.Nice employment package any ways. __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

06-27-2011, 01:13 PM	#7
rickyboy Top Contributor Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: 108 Mile Ranch B.C. Canada Posts: 5,472	Cowboy Up That IS funny!!!! __________________ Nomad'a What ! "rickyboy" Richard Cole Canada West Region 108 Mile Ranch, British Columbia Canada Vulcan Bagger Assoc. #00722 Black 2006 Nomad https://cdn2.iconfinder.com/data/ico...Book_32x32.png

06-28-2011, 05:58 PM	#8
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Cowboy Up __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

06-28-2011, 07:40 PM	#9
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Cowboy Up With my luck they both would have looked like my ex wife!!! __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

06-28-2011, 10:06 PM	#10
tombstone Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Utah Posts: 437	Cowboy Up That's a good one!

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