Suicide Bomber's Reward

recumbentbob · 05-24-2011, 05:49 AM

Suicide Bomber's Reward

An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and

appeared before Allah. He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your

bidding, but I have a request. Since I am only 18 and

spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never

was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who

also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72

whores?"

Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually,

the 72 virgins are here in heaven because idiots like

you murdered them before they could experience the

pleasure of sex. So you are here to service them. Since

they are virgins, they are quite sexually ravenous; and,

frankly, you will be on constant, exhausting duty."

The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that.

How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all

eternity?"

And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?"

**ringadingh** · 05-24-2011, 07:10 AM

Loafer · 05-24-2011, 09:45 AM

waterman · 05-24-2011, 10:52 AM

Good one. Here is Jeff Dunham, Walter and Achmed on Terroists. It starts at 1:00 minute.

Stump · 05-24-2011, 11:02 AM

Ooooooops bet he wishes he had a second chance,All I can say is SUCKER!!!!!

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-26-2011, 09:41 PM

**BudMan** · 05-27-2011, 08:45 AM

**wompus** · 05-27-2011, 09:54 PM

::)

05-24-2011, 05:49 AM	#1
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	Suicide Bomber's Reward Suicide Bomber's Reward An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah. He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I am only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?" Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because idiots like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you are here to service them. Since they are virgins, they are quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you will be on constant, exhausting duty." The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?" And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?" __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

05-24-2011, 07:10 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Suicide Bomber's Reward __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-24-2011, 09:45 AM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Suicide Bomber's Reward __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

05-24-2011, 10:52 AM	#4
waterman Top Contributor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 6,530	Suicide Bomber's Reward Good one. Here is Jeff Dunham, Walter and Achmed on Terroists. It starts at 1:00 minute. __________________ Joel "Waterman" 2017 HD Road Glide Ultra 2006 Nomad - Sold VBA 213 VROC 16913 Custer 09: Cortez 10: Crescent City 11: Kanab 12: Estes Park 13: Tahoe 14: Red Lodge 16

05-24-2011, 11:02 AM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Suicide Bomber's Reward Ooooooops bet he wishes he had a second chance,All I can say is SUCKER!!!!! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

05-26-2011, 09:41 PM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Suicide Bomber's Reward __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

05-27-2011, 08:45 AM	#7
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Suicide Bomber's Reward __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

05-27-2011, 09:54 PM	#8
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Suicide Bomber's Reward ::) __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

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