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Remarry.
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful
sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff immediately." "Now why would you want me to do something like that ?", she asked. "I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff ", I replied. She looked at me intently and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
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Would you remarry? | trevwales | Lighter Side/Jokes | 13 | 01-26-2009 12:42 AM |
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