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Old 01-30-2008, 06:19 PM   #1
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WHO CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE, LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST...

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Old 01-30-2008, 06:32 PM   #2
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If i can't die having sex then that is how i want to die!!!!!
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:55 PM   #3
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'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a
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I try to live by that rule!!!! I want people to look at my corpse and say, "Holy sh*t... He wore the hell out of that body!!"
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I dream about riding to the edge of the earth then falling off and the fall never ends.......
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Old 01-31-2008, 10:36 AM   #5
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"According to Freudian theory, dreams of falling indicate that you are contemplating giving into a sexual urge or impulse. You maybe lacking indiscretion."

Go ahead BD...you and Nico and SWB go ahead and have that 3some out in the open that you have been wanting to have and the dreams will go away.
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"You maybe lacking isndiscretion". how about "you may be lacking indiscretion" you idiot!!!
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[quote:mkfjtih4]I dream about riding to the edge of the earth then falling off and the fall never ends.......
"According to Freudian theory, dreams of falling indicate that you are contemplating giving into a sexual urge or impulse. You maybe lacking indiscretion."

Go ahead BD...you and Nico and SWB go ahead and have that 3some out in the open that you have been wanting to have and the dreams will go away.
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Todd, they said they prefer their 6'4" boy toy, so I'll gladly step out and let you three have fun.
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:08 AM   #8
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"According to Freudian theory, dreams of falling indicate that you are contemplating giving into a sexual urge or impulse. You maybe lacking indiscretion."
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"You maybe lacking isndiscretion". how about "you may be lacking indiscretion" you idiot!!!
HUH? where did "isndiscretion" come from?....duffus!! .. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........

YOU IDIOTTTT!!

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Old 01-31-2008, 12:33 PM   #9
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I've had that dream.... except I hit bottom and wake up dead... :-[
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[quote:1wfr7im7]I dream about riding to the edge of the earth then falling off and the fall never ends.......

I've had that dream.... except I hit bottom and wake up dead... :-[[/quote:1wfr7im7]

You just dream you are falling off your bike...........oops...that wasn't a dream.
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Ouch..... getting ruthless in here!!! Oh Wait.... It's nothing new...been ruthless for a while now! LOL!
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