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Abdullah In A Nursing Home
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> > > > An Arabic family were considering > > putting their grandfather Abdullah into a nursing home. But > > as all the Arabic facilities were completely full they had > > to put him in an Australian home. After a few > > weeks in the Australian facility, they came to visit grandpa > > Abdullah ... > > > > "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. > > It's Great! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful" > > says Grandpa ... > > > > "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the > > wrong place for you. > > You know, since you are a little different from everyone > > else ..." > > > > "Oh no! Let me tell you about how respectful they treat the > > residents ...."says Abdullah with a big smile ... There's a > > musician in here ... he's 85 years old. He hasn't > > played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him > > ... 'The Maestro' > > > > There is a judge in here ... he's 95 years old. He > > hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still > > calls him ... 'Your Honor'. > > > > There's a dentist here ... he's 90 years old who hasn't > > fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him > > ...'The Doctor.' > > > > As for me ...I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still > > call me .... 'The f**king Arab' " |
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Oh well!!
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