Green thighs..

**wompus** · 03-30-2011, 04:40 PM

A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside of each.
"They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse."

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back.
A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"
The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

Yellow Jacket · 03-30-2011, 04:47 PM

Oh......that's bad!

Loafer · 03-30-2011, 05:02 PM

Hahahaha!!!

sly · 03-30-2011, 05:23 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 03-30-2011, 10:10 PM

Funny.

**ringadingh** · 03-31-2011, 08:03 AM

Stump · 04-01-2011, 10:30 AM

03-30-2011, 04:40 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Green thighs.. A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots. The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?" The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold." __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

03-30-2011, 04:47 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Green thighs.. Oh......that's bad! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

03-30-2011, 05:02 PM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Green thighs.. Hahahaha!!! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

03-30-2011, 05:23 PM	#4
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	Green thighs.. __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

03-30-2011, 10:10 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Green thighs.. Funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

03-31-2011, 08:03 AM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Green thighs.. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-01-2011, 10:30 AM	#7
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Green thighs.. __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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