Tired Dog

Scoot · 01-01-2008, 02:54 PM

Tired Dog

An old tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, into the kitchen, and on a couch.

An hour later he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar, "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar, "He lives in a home with ten children. He's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"

donoller · 01-01-2008, 03:15 PM

she may look good tell her to come on

socwkbiker · 01-02-2008, 09:24 AM

With 10 kids? Problably looks like some redneck, stretched out Jerry Springer kind of girl.

01-02-2008, 10:06 AM

jussmatt · 01-02-2008, 03:54 PM

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I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND THAT PICTURE!!!

basco · 01-02-2008, 06:34 PM

Damn shes fine I would drink her bath water :-*

oldbiker · 01-03-2008, 09:00 AM

She's got more than one tooth, she's a 9.

socwkbiker · 01-03-2008, 09:31 AM

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I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND THAT PICTURE!!![/quote:2qg1xmpn]

He got that from his family reunion.

01-03-2008, 11:33 AM

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d**n shes fine I would drink her bath water :-*

I'm getting worried about you!

jussmatt · 01-03-2008, 11:54 AM

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[quote:q9gjz46t]

I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND THAT PICTURE!!!

He got that from his family reunion.[/quote:q9gjz46t]

OUCH!!! That's kinda Harsh!!!

socwkbiker · 01-03-2008, 11:59 AM

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He got that from his family reunion.

OUCH!!! That's kinda Harsh!!! [/quote:9lwtw8rk]

He showed me pics of that reunion. She was the good one.

01-03-2008, 01:31 PM

jussmatt · 01-03-2008, 03:53 PM

I guess they posted pics of that reunion on the web....

unwind2 · 01-03-2008, 08:51 PM

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With 10 kids? Problably looks like some redneck, stretched out Jerry Springer kind of girl.

And she may be sagging - if you know what I mean.

socwkbiker · 01-04-2008, 09:38 AM

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[quote:veb4ma0e]With 10 kids? Problably looks like some redneck, stretched out Jerry Springer kind of girl.

And she may be sagging - if you know what I mean.[/quote:veb4ma0e]

That's just plain nasty

01-01-2008, 02:54 PM	#1
Scoot Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Selma, Alabama Posts: 878	Tired Dog Tired Dog An old tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, into the kitchen, and on a couch. An hour later he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar, "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap." The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar, "He lives in a home with ten children. He's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?" __________________ 2002 1500 VBA #00077 _____________________ 2013 Ultra Classic (Pearl White)

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basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Tired Dog Damn shes fine I would drink her bath water :-*

01-03-2008, 09:00 AM	#7
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jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Tired Dog I guess they posted pics of that reunion on the web....

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