Scrambled or Poached?

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-07-2011, 12:16 AM

Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"

Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached."Here, my love, enjoy!" Jill looks at the plate and says, "You scrambled the wrong egg."

Yellow Jacket · 02-07-2011, 12:28 AM

Time to say, "Get your own damn breakfast from now on b*tch!"

**ringadingh** · 02-07-2011, 10:24 AM

cajun2wheels · 02-07-2011, 12:19 PM

Had it been me she would be wearing her breakfast.

**wompus** · 02-07-2011, 07:30 PM

Damn... that sounded too much like my ex wife!
She's dead ya knkow.. Bwahahahahahahaa!!

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-07-2011, 10:14 PM

Now Wompus. I've got one that is still around. If she wasn't I would be $744 per month better off.

02-07-2011, 12:16 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Scrambled or Poached? Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!" Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached."Here, my love, enjoy!" Jill looks at the plate and says, "You scrambled the wrong egg." __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-07-2011, 12:28 AM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Scrambled or Poached? Time to say, "Get your own damn breakfast from now on b*tch!" __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

02-07-2011, 10:24 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Scrambled or Poached? __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-07-2011, 12:19 PM	#4
cajun2wheels Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Alexandria La. Posts: 636	Scrambled or Poached? Had it been me she would be wearing her breakfast. __________________

02-07-2011, 07:30 PM	#5
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Scrambled or Poached? Damn... that sounded too much like my ex wife! She's dead ya knkow.. Bwahahahahahahaa!! __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

02-07-2011, 10:14 PM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Scrambled or Poached? Now Wompus. I've got one that is still around. If she wasn't I would be $744 per month better off. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181