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01-29-2011, 04:28 PM | #1 |
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A Southern boy was stopped by a game warden in Apopka recently with two
ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?' 'Naw, sir', he replied. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.' 'Pet fish?' 'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.' 'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.' The man looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.' 'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!' The guy poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?' 'Well, what?' The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?' 'Call who back?' 'The FISH', replied the warden! 'What fish?'.... Moral of the story: We may not be as educated as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees. You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north, do ya?
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01-29-2011, 05:13 PM | #2 |
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Amen to that I don't even like going North
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01-29-2011, 09:03 PM | #3 |
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That is very true Stan.
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01-29-2011, 10:18 PM | #4 |
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If it wasn't for my wife, Id move another thousand miles north. I love all the activity's that the north brings but I'll admit that long winters do get tiring after a while. If it wasn't for my painting this week, Id be out on the lake icefishing.
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