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Old 01-20-2011, 11:15 PM   #1
deadant   deadant is offline
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Job openings in the pickle factory

One day Joe comes home from work at the pickle factory and is talking to his wife about his job, when he says "When I'm at work, I get this urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer."

His wife exclaims "Oh my gosh no. You could get hurt or worse, get fired!"

"Your right" says Joe and he goes to watch Monday night football.

Things were fine for the next couple of days and then Thursday Joe comes home from work early. His wife is surprised to see him and asked why he was home.

"Well I did it" he replied, "I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer."

"What happened" his wife asked.

To which he replied, "You were right I got fired."

"And what about the pickle slicer" asked Joe's wife.

"Well, she got fired too."
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