Nurses aren't supposed to laugh....

**ringadingh** · 01-16-2011, 10:39 PM

'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Bruce, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.

Length and width, it couldn't have been any bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Bruce replied.

She ran out of the room.

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-16-2011, 10:40 PM

tombstone · 01-16-2011, 11:22 PM

deadant · 01-16-2011, 11:27 PM

Poor Bruce

**jmorrow** · 01-17-2011, 03:30 AM

HA!

01-16-2011, 10:39 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.... 'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' said Bruce, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been any bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. 'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?' 'It's swollen,' Bruce replied. She ran out of the room. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-16-2011, 10:40 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.... __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-16-2011, 11:22 PM	#3
tombstone Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Utah Posts: 437	Nurses aren't supposed to laugh....

01-16-2011, 11:27 PM	#4
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.... Poor Bruce

01-17-2011, 03:30 AM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.... HA! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

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