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Old 12-04-2007, 03:13 PM   #1
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Heads up for those who may be regular Home Depot shoppers:


Last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works.
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you're packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. it is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th.
Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, 9th, 12th, twice on the 14th and three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
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Old 12-04-2007, 05:51 PM   #2
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LOL!!!!
You are too gullible!!!
Shoulda stopped after the 5th time!
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Old 12-04-2007, 07:36 PM   #3
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She's on to you scoot. It's Sue and Judi that work the west coast while kawgirl and unwind work the east.
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Old 12-04-2007, 10:22 PM   #4
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Nico has the San Francisco area!!!
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Old 12-04-2007, 10:51 PM   #5
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Hey Scoot, this is serious stuff. Let us know if you figure out how they do it.
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Good one Bozo!

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I'm not getting involved in this one. I'll let you ladies fight it out.

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