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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
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Newly Wed Night
This newly wed couple were on their honeymoon and were about to have sex:
Wife: Before we do this I have something I have to tell you. Husband: We're married now, you can tell me anything. Wife: I'm flat chested. Husband: I don't believe you..prove it. So she takes off her shirt. Husband: Holy $hit I've never seen a smaller chest, but I have something I have to tell you too. Wife: We're married now you can tell me anything. Husband: I'm "weighed like a baby". Wife: I don't believe you, prove it. So he takes off his pants. Wife: I thought you said you were weighed like a baby?! Husband: I am 6 lbs 7 ounces!
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