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Old 01-11-2011, 10:10 AM   #1
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High Tech Nakedness

High Tech Nakedness!

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly.

"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes, he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper sticking out of his ass. The others raise their eyebrows.

"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
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