Superman Gets Laid

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-01-2011, 01:32 AM

Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is. Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay. Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away. Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is. Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He thinks, I'm faster than a speeding bullet I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and in 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away. Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?" Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my a$$ hurts!"

**BudMan** · 01-02-2011, 10:30 PM

**ringadingh** · 01-02-2011, 10:42 PM

tombstone · 01-02-2011, 11:30 PM

Funny! Here's another one; Superman say's to Jimmy, "If you woke up in the middle of the woods with a sore butt and an empty jar of vasoline next to you would you tell anyone?" Jimmy shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well...no I guess not." Superman winks and says, "Wanna go camping?"

Stump · 01-03-2011, 11:08 PM

Funny!

01-01-2011, 01:32 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Superman Gets Laid Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is. Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay. Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away. Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is. Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He thinks, I'm faster than a speeding bullet I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and in 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away. Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?" Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my a$$ hurts!" __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-02-2011, 10:30 PM	#2
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Superman Gets Laid __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

01-02-2011, 10:42 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Superman Gets Laid __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-02-2011, 11:30 PM	#4
tombstone Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Utah Posts: 437	Superman Gets Laid Funny! Here's another one; Superman say's to Jimmy, "If you woke up in the middle of the woods with a sore butt and an empty jar of vasoline next to you would you tell anyone?" Jimmy shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well...no I guess not." Superman winks and says, "Wanna go camping?"

01-03-2011, 11:08 PM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Superman Gets Laid Funny! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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