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Texas Sheriff's Exam
A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. is
being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says, 'Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be put on the hire list.' Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson .45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man,'Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit.' 'Why the rabbit?' the job candidate asks. 'That's the attitude we're looking for,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'
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